Crump Fails at Post Canyon

Andy Crump suffered minor injuries while riding at Post Canyon last Friday. The video below - courtesy of Kelley Hinkle - shows Crump’s demise.

The one-time intern for Portland’s now-defunct Killer Burritos failed to clean a gap on a log ride and went down in flames.

A spokesman for the Killer Burritos said, “Andy couldn’t cut it with the Burritos, and this is a good example of why. He lacked the skill to handle the gnarlier technical obstacles at Forest Park and we finally gave up on him.”

He called Crump’s blood loss “the equivalent of what you’d lose during a mosquito bite.”